So, what's up with fish?
Thorin is da most thugged-out magestic dwarf of his cold-ass thugged-out lil' gangstas n' he is sometimes fucked up cuz he lost is daddy n' grandfather.
Nori has afro shaped like a star n' he fights wit a mace yo. Dude also skits tha flute.
Bifur was left wit tha rustin remainz of a Orc axe embedded up in his wild lil' forehead leavin his cold-ass thugged-out ass inarticulate, forgetful n' insane.
Fili n' Kili is brutha n' as tha lil'est Dwarves Fíli n' Kíli have tha sharpest eyes n' so they is often busted scoutin n' searchin fo' realz. And they is nephews ta Thorin.
Gloin has a ho n' her ass be a hyped beauty wit a particularly fine beard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude fights wit two axes dat he then gives ta his wild lil' fuckin lil hustla Gimli.
Dwalin speaks his crazy-ass mind plainly n' aint one ta suffer fools lightly yo. Dude be a gangbangin' fighter n' aint gonna be afraid of battle yo. Dude skits tha violin too.
Oin is well read, wit a inquirin mind, Óin was tha heala among tha Company yo. Dude can't hear straight-up well n' he fights wit a iron staff.
Ori be a talented artist, n' can often be found drawin n' freestylin up in his journal yo. he be straight lil' n' foolishly brave n' uses his slingshot ta fight trolls.
Bombur is big-ass up in size n' his big-ass appetite causes problems - n' laughter - fo' his wild lil' dirty ass n' Da Travelin Party. Even though he be straight big-ass he can be surprisingly effectizzle as a gangbangin' fighter.
Balin is one of tha crazy-ass oldschool thugz of Da Company of Dwarves. Wise n' straight-up ill by nature, he has been forced ta live a thuglife full of war n' tha ongoin struggle fo' survival.
Bofur is cute n' likable yo. Dude has a funky-ass bad tendency ta state tha obvious n' blurt up thangs without thankin. Dude joined tha company cuz he was busted some lyrics ta there would be brew.
Dori is tha strongest up up in Da Company of Dwarves, n' spendz much of his cold-ass time watchin up fo' Ori fo' realz. Always pessimistic, n' always expectin tha worst yo. Dude likes camomil tea.
Yo.
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...and sir, that rap is... well, from what I can decipher, perfect.