Flirting Techniques with the Tardis:
|Friendship is like peeing your pants.|
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
Oh, the temperature’s a-rising while my sweat’s a-vapourising and I can not feel my legs below my knees anymore.
Oh, the Lava is hotter than a flame-broiled otter and my shoes are slowly melting to the fiberglass floor .
This is my Timey-Wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or no, actually. I've learned to atay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.
Hermits United. We meet up every ten years. Swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a hermit.
Talk to the hand 'cause the wrist is pissed.
My body is like a rum chocolate souffle.
If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
I can’t be impossible – I exist! I believe what you
meant to say is – ‘I give up, he’s improbable’.